Tuesday, August 30, 2016

No more free golf anger

Glasgow Evening Times: Council scraps free golf for the over sixties

Bit of a mix-up at the Evening Times --- They appear to have published a photo of a Fashion Police identity parade

Monday, August 29, 2016

Increased parking charge anger

Brisbane Courier Mail: Market visitors FURIOUS that car park charge has gone up to AUS$2.00

That's a massive £1.15 in British money. No wonder they're seething.

Spotter's Badge: Steve

Fell down a hole anger

Berwick Advertiser: Woman falls down hole, breaks her ankle

Wait.... where have I seen that pose before?


Spotter's Badge: David

Lions ate my lorry tyre anger

Kidderminster Shuttle: Dad wants ANSWERS after safari park lion bit his truck's tyre

“What if he had smashed my side window? I would have been dead and my son would have been dead.”

Spotter's Badge: Carl

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Lifesaving air ambulance damaged our car anger

South Wales Evening Post: Air ambulance blew a bollard into our car and that's not fair

Yeah, it was probably only bringing a seriously ill patient to the hospital, but just worry about your paintwork

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

We want new signs anger

Bath Echo: Look. Look at these signs. We want new ones

Strong pointing skills, fully-qualified pointer, with the official lanyard to prove it.

Spotter: Rob

Stop hooning down our street anger

Southern Star: [Adopts 100% accurate Aussie accent] "Stop crashing yer cars down our street, ya hoon drongoes"

I know. It's like I was born there.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J


Saturday, August 27, 2016

Something about lane closures anger

Knox Leader: Man holds up extremely detailed sign to air his grievances

Conversation in every car that drives past:

"What did that say?"

"Dunno"

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Stolen model goat anger

Sheffield Star: Artist upset after thieves steal her life-sized model goat that was given as a wedding present by somebody who said "We thought you liked goats"

Photograph comes with a space showing where a model goat might have been

Spotter's Badge: Yorkrose

Save our playground anger

Eastern Daily Press: THE KIDS break into play park despite THE MAN'S attempts to stop them

Get used to those bars, THE KIDS.

Spotter's Badge: Helen, Dave

Friday, August 26, 2016

Pokemon Go anger

Kent Online: Woman blames Pokemon Go for sex and drugs at her local park

People were shagging and getting high at the swings YEARS before Pikachu showed up.

Spotter's Badge: Neil, Rob C, Scott

Taking it all too literally anger

Windsor Express: Councillor claims, through the medium of mime, that the Royal Borough is trying to gag him

"Mmmmf mmmmffff hnnnng mffff," he told reporters through his gag.

Spotter's Badge: David

Could take a kiddiewink's eye out anger

Plymouth Herald: Call to do something about the fangs on this playground dragon before a kiddiewink is stabbed in the head

Leave it as it is, spoilsport. Kids need life-changing, hideously disfiguring accidents if they're ever to learn about life's innate cruelty.

Spotter's Badge: Bootsy

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Lovable Hell Hound anger

South Wales Evening Post: Vicar forced to banish his own dog from church

"I've done my best with her but she can be a bit of a problem. There are concerns she's a bit of an unchristian dog."


Yep. Evil.

Spotter's Badge: Jason

Shopkeep death threats anger

Hull Daily Mail: Shopkeep claims people are out to do him in

What people are actually saying is "Look at these killer prices!"

Spotter's Badge: Ian