Thursday, May 28, 2015

Nails found in bread anger

Kent Online: Woman finds nails in loaf of bread

And the telling line: She has been asked to send the slice back to the head office so they can establish where it was manufactured, but she is worried the bread will be lost in the post.

Bread's always getting lost in the post, a direct consequence of the Royal Mail employing ducks in their sorting offices. This is why you shouldn't send bread through the post.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Scooter ban anger

Hinckley Times: Scooter women want shopping centre ban overturned

Last year grannies Lillian Clarke and Margaret Yates were banned "following a misunderstanding over payment of a packet of kitchen towels."

Happens to us all.

Spotter's Badge: Stuart

Stolen present anger

Brighton Argus: Present goes missing in the Royal Mail

With a picture of what an empty jiffy bag might look like

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

IKEA receipt anger

Melbourne Age: Woman charged $2,000 by Ikea, doesn't question it until she gets home

*slow handclap*

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Mouldy wedding cake anger

Gazette Live: Bride's wedding day RUINED by mouldy cake

Also, it's ENORMOUS

Spotter's Badge: Ste

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Snooker loopy anger

Brecon and Radnor News: Snooker club being forced out of church premises

Obviously, the use of Satan's Sticks and Lucifer's Testicles on the Green Baize of SIN were too much for the clergy

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Road crossing anger

Hume Leader: Speed bump needed at school road crossing

Like your thinking: That way the hoons will take off and soar over the kiddiewinks' heads.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Too many cosmetics anger

Bournemouth Echo: Lush won't let woman buy 30 bars of soap to give away as gifts

*head desk*

As one commenter points out, simply go to their website and buy as much as you like.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Blocked gutter anger

Queensland News and Mail: Ray's fed up with the condition of his guttering. And who isn't these days?

New word learned today: Whipper snip. That's whipper snip.

Graffiti hit squad anger

Cranbourne Leader: Kids crack down on graffiti artists

Those are the scariest nice kids I've ever seen. Kill them, nice kids. Kill them all.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

More fly-tipping anger

Borehamwood Times: Man upset after his road becomes a fly-tipping hot-spot

"Bins. Why can't they just use bins?"

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Wheelie bin man in a cravat anger

Huddersfield Examiner: How difficult can it be to get a bin from the council?

...asks a man who has fallen straight out of a Dickens novel

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Upstairs kitchen anger

Shoreham Herald: People in the new houses opposite might be able TO SEE INTO OUR HOUSE

Oh, the humanity

Easily insulted by a street name anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Gay couple think that Bangays Way road sign is homophobic

Poor, dead Frank Bangay. (But Frank Bangay Way would have been far better, clearly)

Spotter's Badge: Rob C, everybody

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Phone box anger

Bournemouth Echo: Public phone boxes being used by prostitutes and drug addicts

"Hello? Is that the Boscombe Rub, Tug and Heroin Barn?"