Friday, May 06, 2016

Closed Post Office anger

Brighton Argus: Closed Post Office may become a launderette

RIP POST OFFICE U R IN HEVEN SELLNG STAMPS TO DA ANGLES AN PRINCESS DI N JADE GOODY XX

Not laughing at dog poo anger

Bolton News: Campaign launched to stop dogs blerking* in the streets of Bolton

Bloke to the left looks like he's shaking one down his jeans

Spotter's Badge: Paul

*Blerk - A word taught to me - along with turds - by my cockney Grandfather, and it is never not funny. Blerk. Turds.

Discarded syringes think of the kiddiewinks anger

Worcester News: Mum says drug addicts are shooting up behind this billboard

Just so you know where to find drugs in Worcester.

Spotter's Badge: Sally

Thursday, May 05, 2016

Bins and fly-tipping anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Bloke upset about bins and fly-tipping on his estate

This is what happens when yellow Ikea bags are allowed to mate in the wild.

Spotter's Badge: Shon

DEATH to bike lanes anger

Milngavie Herald: Non-polluting, safe cycle way put on hold until sufficient willies can be put up locals

Sorry, I meant "proper consultation can be held"

Spotter's Badge: Gary

Council not thinking of the kiddiewinks anger

East Grinstead Courier: Council threatens parents with eviction if they let their kids play out the front

Rise, kiddiewinks! Overthrow this evil council (by waiting until you're 18 and voting them out)

Spotter's Badge: Chas

Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Porny Nintendo anger

Plymouth Herald: Man finds treasure trove of pornography on his newly-purchased second-hand Nintendo 3DS, and for reasons that defy logic, goes to the papers about it

This is why we can't have nice things.

Spotter's Badge: Jake

House swap anger

Kent Online: Mum left homeless after it turns out her house swap took her into a hovel

And if you don't like this picture, click through to see one of a toilet.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C, Neil

Leaky bus shelter anger

Borehamwood Times: This man is ready to kill and kill again until bus shelter leak is repaired

And frankly I don't blame him. A wet head and a wet arse as the bus goes sailing by are enough to drive even the mildest-mannered pensioner back to the dark days of hunting down Malaysian insurgents with only your wits and a sharp knife. And perhaps a garotte.

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Had enough of your ...err... turds anger

Swanley News Shopper: This woman wants her idiot neighbours to stop flushing nappies down the toilet

Fine grimace work. Now wash your hands.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C, Neil

Angry of Cheltenham anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Woman says her street in Cheltenham is so messy, it's like living in Gloucester

And you think to yourself "Surely Gloucester's not so bad", and then you remember their top local builder was Fred West and you agree.

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Need to work on their slogan anger

Caulfield Glen Eira Leader: Is that the best you can come up with?

Try this one: "Rothschild Street won't put up with your sheeeeet"

You're welcome.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Monday, May 02, 2016

Like driving in Mexico and/or Beirut anger

Watford Observer: Local road like driving in random countries I've never been to

Textbook DONE A POO pose. One of the finest I've ever seen.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Forced to wear odd shoes anger

Bexley News Shopper: School takes uniform rules to ridiculous lengths over girl's injured foot

"OK, we'll let you wear a trainer on your injured foot, but your good foot still has to be a regulation school shoe. We think that's entirely logical"

Yep.

Spotter's Badge: Vic, Gita

Shoe theft anger

Daily Record: Dog walker faces ruin after somebody steals one of her shoes

I bet she's - oh-ho! - HOPPING MAD!!!111!!

Spotter's Badge: Eric