Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Something about bins anger

Lancashire Telegraph: We have absolutely no idea what's going on here

But bins are somehow involved.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Disgusted from Tunbridge Wells anger

Kent and Sussex Courier: Deputy Town Crier fuming that town's spa has dried up

I hear Peckham Spring's quite good.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Monday, September 15, 2014

Stopped clock anger

Essex Echo: Campaign to get borough's clocks fixed in Southend

Don't worry - there's a UKIP clock going in. It'll just say "1955".

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Car vandalism anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Oiks leave scratches down 17 cars

"That's going to cost me £3,000 to get resprayed" says the angry chap pictured. What with? Gold?

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Bike storage anger

Fleet News and Mail: Man annoyed at lack of bike storage facilities at newly-revamped station

You mean apart from the ones already on the other platform that nobody uses?

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Path widening anger

Craven Herald: Widening path 'is a waste of money'

Good thing he's pointing at it, I might not have known what the story's about

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Mysteriously empty beer cans anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Man perplexed as to why some of his stock of booze is empty

That's not him in the photo by the way.

Spotter's Badge: Alan

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Bad E-fit

Kent News: This man has done some bad things

But not as bad as this MS Paint masterpiece

Don't have nightmares.

Loom band anger

Llanelli Star: Warning over potentially 'toxic' loom bands

As opposed to warning over 'potentially shit' loom bands, which tat shops have bought in their thousands and can't get rid of.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Dangerous playground anger

Hartlepool Mail: Mum not impressed with 18-inch spike at local playground

What's the problem? A couple of life-long maimings and kids will soon learn to leave well alone.

Spotter's Badge: Len

Friday, September 12, 2014

Car park boycott anger

Dorset Echo: Calls to boycott town centre car park after over 700 complaints

Even the council want people to not use it. Not to worry, there's a council-owned one nearby

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Smelly village anger

Cambridge News: Residents urged to use village's 'pong log'

Some very half-hearted nose-holding there

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Car break-in anger

Border Mail: Residents fed-up with thefts from cars

What are they complaining about? My car looks like that all the time.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Strewth! Done a poo in my taxi anger

NT News: Man cuts off a length in the back of a taxi

Clearly the best local newspaper photograph in the history of mankind. It's this one to beat, editors.

And of course you want to see the print edition, don't you?

UPDATE: We've laid down a challenge to the UK's top local newspaper - the epic Bromley News Shopper - to restore our country's pride in the face of the renewed Australian Angry People dominance. It is, we are delighted to announce, a challenge they have accepted.

Spotter's Badge: Buzzfeed, Catriona

Broken drain compensation anger

Hull Daily Mail: Council to pay compensation after people keep falling down tiny, tiny hole

Alas, no money for mum despite being the victim of a cruel medical experiment that has left her with the legs of a frog.

Spotter's Badge: Ian