Sunday, December 04, 2016

School crossing patrol anger

Trafford Messenger: Campaign to stop council axing school crossing patrols

We love a limp home-made sign, and that's as limp as they come.

Spotter's Badge: Stewart

Saturday, December 03, 2016

Attracted to a rubbish pile like flies to sh.. anger

South Wales Evening Post: Councillors flock to see Damian Hirst's latest public art piece outside block of flats

Look. They love it.


Spotter's Badge: Curtis

We told you this would happen anger

Watford Observer: Fly-tipping spikes in Watford as council cuts recycling centre, as per the prophecy

But - FREE BATH

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Friday, December 02, 2016

Leave our trees alone anger

Sheffield Star: Pensioners vow to continue battle to save trees after The Man has them arrested

Screw you, The Man. Screw you.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Toilet charges anger

Cambrian News: You now have to pay to go to the toilet in Aberystwyth

Is the Wimpy still there? Considering a visit, but only if the toilets remain free.

Spotter's Badge: Eleni

Thursday, December 01, 2016

New retail park anger

Watford Observer: Residents win battle to stop retail site on park land

...all with a bit of help from Damian the Anti-Christ, who walks among us in Watford.

Spotter's Badge: TRT, George

Stolen teddy bear anger

Worcester News: Councillor's Jeremy Corbyn teddy bear is stolen

This after his Ed Miliband cut-out goes missing. Is there no end to this horror?

Spotter's Badge: Duncan

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Death by carbon monoxide anger

Brighton Argus: Couple could have been killed TO DEATH after workmen block their gas vent

The chap at the back might already be long gone.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

No phone signal anger

Tasmania Advocate: Strewth! We've got no phone signal!

The standard photograph for any story illustrating lack of a mobile phone signal anywhere in the world.

Spotter's Badge: Todd

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Stolen street signs anger

Wirral Globe: Please stop stealing our streets signs thank you very much

Good crouching, but blows it completely with off-target pointing. Nowhere near the target area.

Spotter's Badge: Mal

Filthy mattress anger

Swindon Advertiser: Woman shocked - SHOCKED - to find mattress she bought off online tat market Gumtree was covered in stains

Lesson: The official name is "online tat market Gumtree", and also "online tat market Ebay".

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Monday, November 28, 2016

Library charges anger

Worcester News: Mayor furious as charities charged to use space at the local library

Hurrah! Another victory for austerity.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Too good at the gee-gees anger

Camden New Journal: Man claims he's been banned from the bookies because he keeps winning with his foolproof system

You can see where he's splurged his winnings.Top Man, thirty years ago.

Spotter's Badge: Tom, Lucy

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Cheesed off neighbours anger

Caulfield Glen Eira Leader: Residents object to mouse farm in their neighbourhood

What have you got against cute little mouse farmers, you NIMBYS.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

I'm not a drug dealer anger

Glasgow Evening Times: "I'm not a drug dealer, I'm just feeding the birds"

Mealworms and fatty balls are just a gateway to the hard stuff.

Spotter's Badge: Mark