Saturday, October 01, 2016

Bus lane ban anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Taxi drivers upset at not being able to use bus lanes

And all the sympathy you'd expect in the comments (for eg: Shit all sympathy)

Spotter's Badge: Karen

A plague upon Suffolk anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Village becomes home to massive swarm of flies

Would they rather be attacked by one million fly-sized flies, or one fly the size of a million flies? Let's find out!

Spotter's Badge: Daniel, Ange

Friday, September 30, 2016

Banned by Bet Fred anger

Plymouth Herald: Old boy banned from his local bookies after breaking the "no passing money" rule by giving his pal £40 in the shop

"The father-of-two lost his wife Ivy five years ago"

Wow. That's some hardcore gambling.

Spotter's Badge: Oli

Somebody's going to get killed TO DEATH anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Residents worry that rat running drivers could end in TRAGEDY

Things I've learned today: Australia has a road sign that says "Warning: Severed Legs"

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Tricked out of our life savings by scammers saying I had porn on my computer anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Man on the phone said there was porn on my computer, so instead of talking to an expert or spending a couple of hundred on a new machine, I gave him £14,000

I get the feeling somebody knows all about porn and modern technology.

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Got a new bike but still sadface anger

Portsmouth News: Kid's expensive bike stolen from outside Tesco, who admit their CCTV system is a bit rubbish

New bike! Smile, you nerks!

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Sick and tired of cemetery standards anger

Guernsey Press: Man arms-folded in fury over the state of the cemetery

I mean, look. All that short grass and neat lines. Shocking.

Spotter's Badge: Lauren, Tony

Please come and fix our road anger

Irish Independent: Town's main street to be repaired at last

I am certain the old fella was just passing by and wanted to be part of the photo

Spotter's Badge: James

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Kid walked home from school anger

South Wales Argus: Family's fury as lad takes himself out of school and walks home without teachers noticing

Rene Zellweger, seen here seven years after the events of Bridget Jones' Baby.

Spotter's Badge: Sharon, Rebecca

Missed bin collection anger

North West Evening Mail: No bin collection for a month

He looks like that Jesse's Diets bloke from The Fast Show

"This month, I have been mostly wearing... black bin bags"

Spotter's Badge: Will

Nasty stuff in the duck pond anger

Gisborne Herald: Locals warned of killer viruses lurking in duck pond

"Hey kids, go and stand on those stepping stones while I take a picture for the paper"

"Sure - is it safe?"

"Yeah. Yeah, 100%"

Spotter's Badge: Zoe

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Slow internet service on Virgin Media with special guest star anger

Wigan Today: Man in long-running battle with Virgin Media over poor internet service

If only there was another customer in the North-West of England who was also in a long-running battle with Virgin Media.

As you were.

Spotter's Badge: Kane

Dark days at Walford's Queen Vic anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Ex-landlord angry at plan to turn pub into shops and flats

The pub currently named after its current landlord, Danny Dyer

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Toilet seat stuck on my head anger

Bay Chronicle: Something about increased charges for sewage services

Who cares? She's wearing a toilet seat.

Spotter's Badge: Gavin

Monday, September 26, 2016

Trapped in a lift anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: Group of four teenagers rescued from lift

What happened to the other two?

*cough* cannibalism *cough*

Spotter's Badge: Gary