Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Exploding candle anger

Swindon Advertiser: Exploding decorative candle 'could probably have taken out half of Swindon, or something'

The level of detail in the story is mind-boggling.

Spotter's Badge: Louise

F-Word anger

Brentwood Gazette: Art dealer forced to cover up the f-word on painting

The miserable f-ers

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Parking survey anger

Oxford Mail: Delay to parking survey

In case you were wondering what Jimmy Nail's up to these days

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Monday, April 27, 2015

No street lights anger

Cambridge News: Residents left with no street lights for weeks

I was about to dismiss this as a standard crowd scene, but what the devil is the chap with the waistcoat wearing? Apart from the waistcoat, obviously.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Stolen caravan anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Man's caravan stolen

Now all he has is one old photo, and sweet, sweet memories

Vandalised playground anger

Bolton News: Yobs' rampage leads to small girl's sadface

A true natural in the art of newspaper sadface.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Stolen turf anger

Wyndham Leader: Football pitch stolen on eve of new season

They've obviously mixed with the wrong person.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Celebrity lookalike supermarket anger

Kent Online: Katy Perry lookalike furious at Aldi payment cock-up

"Don't you know who I am?"

"Celine Dion?"

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Bus cuts anger

Fleet News and Mail: Campaign to save bus routes

The end game of bus route privatisation - the commercial monopoly putting profits before people. My name's Ben Elton etc etc

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Dog poo anger double bill

Henley Standard: Angry dog poo bloke

Meanwhile...

Western Telegraph: Angry dog poo blokes

Sad that only one of the Chuckle Brothers managed to show up.

Good turn parking ticket anger

Bournemouth Echo: Driver pulls over to help pensioner who had a fall, gets a parking ticket

Well done, kid. Well done, traffic warden, and why isn't there punctuation to imply sarcasm?

Gas meter anger

Brentwood Gazette: Man forced to climb out of window to top up his gas meter

Top quality pointing. We might have missed it otherwise (and we hope the photographer had to climb out of the window to get the picture)

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Friday, April 24, 2015

Childcare centre anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Residents furious over plans to build 150-place day care centre

...right in the middle of the heritage site that is the 'I'm A Celebrity...' camp, it seems.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Streetlight replacement anger

Bath Chronicle: Residents not too keen on new LED streetlights

"They are also worried about the increase of light pollution in the city and health problems connected to the LED lights, including lower melatonin levels."

What the what now?

Spotter's Badge: Saki

Cow before people anger

Cambridge News: I don't care what the story's about. JUST LOOK AT THEIR FACES

And also: Excellent jacket

Spotter's Badge: Kate